The FESTIVAL.

Well it’s T-3 weeks,5 days to the start of the eagerly awaited Cheltenham ding dong. Otherwise kent as ‘the ‘Festival’. Well this year has been a bit of a bummer in that the major trials have been either waterlogged or snowed off! Bring on the provincial meetings, the ‘Gaff’ tracks if you like well? the ‘gaffs’ pulled it off and as a result have seen an absurd number crunch thru the turnstiles!

Ayr on Tuesday was a prime example despite freezing temps, they managed a fine 7 race card on going described as ‘Heavy’, soft in places….. yep, soft in the heed! Times vindicated my opinion… the horses finished without breaking blood vessels in tidy times.A rare visit North of the border saw McCoy (AP) the champion jockey vindicate his defection from Lingfield with a workmanlike victory in the opener aboard Tim Easterbury’s DEEPSAND @ a tempting 4/6…(candy off a baby springs to mind!)

McCoy was at his best to pull TAP NIGHT (5/6) off the floor 5 out after a flawless round of jumping. This horse is Cheltenham bound and rightly so!

NUTS AND BOLTS provided local trainer Lucinda Russel with a notable treble on the day. Steered home By Pete Buchannan, Nuts and bolts, is surely Festival bound with clear claims on a sound surface.

 

the turnstiles! 

So like most of my peers,up here in Glasgow NE, I live in a Scottish Tenement. To the un-initiated, It is a 3 storey block of flats! Sounds lush eh? TRY LIVING HERE ya bastards!
Today, we hear that building of new housing is 75/25 split in favour of the leafy suburbs of Berkshire and Surrey! As a pose to the rest of the UK.
Fuck me! Are you joking? Nae cunt North of the Watford gap, (let alone North of the Border), can afford a 3 bed semi new build yet Councils are spewing out money to the honey pot to provide social housing? GIS a BREK!
Those 3 bed houses of a generic nature are sprouting up all over the commuter belt in the SE of England and deep into the home counties.
Cameron is a CUNT and needs the Guillotine! Time to rise up and let the 44 MILLION UK stand up to the 23 million who populate a tiny corner of our green and pleasant land NOW!
I Challenge CAMERON to live in a Tenement ON £71 (JSA rates) per week, he could bring his best buddy IDS to camp out
If he wants to feel the pain of the General public, TAKE ME UP.
I will (out of the goodness of my heart) provide you with hot water for your water bottle.

ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE……… IDS, HOBAN, CAMERON….. I along with the rest of the nation await your RSVP.

Lots of love,

JONATHAN WILLIAMS (aged 41 and 4 months and 15 days)

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Well, If proof was ever needed, there is NO GOD…. Even the POPE hung up his ropes in a rescue mission to come to Glasgow to Celtics so called ‘Heaven’
What a twat!
Ryan Air refused the Papal entourage a free flight to Scotland from Italy, where secretly, the PAPE had £1 million
on his beloved Juve to win 3-0.

Monster, He must have had divine intervention but the sad old POLISH (Italian stallion wannabe (86y.o))
was rejected on the grounds of illigitemacy!

Poo!

Tell us something we dey ken

Och well Pape or nae Pape, Celtic are all but out of the SHAM Champions league…. BUMMER

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Well, If proof was ever needed, there is NO GOD…. Even the POPE hung up his ropes in a rescue mission to come to Glasgow to Celtics so called ‘Heaven’
What a twat!
Ryan Air refused the Papal entourage a free flight to Scotland from Italy, where secretly, the PAPE had £1 million
on his beloved Juve to win 3-0.

Monster, He must have had divine intervention but the sad old POLISH (Italian stallion wannabe (86y.o))
was rejected on the grounds of illigitemacy!

Poo!

Tell us something we dey ken

Och well Pape or nae Pape, Celtic are all but out of the SHAM Champions league…. BUMMER

Thank the lord for that then… I invited Cameron and his lap dogs I.D.S. and the employment minister, Hoban to a PMqs style banter up in Springburn,(a North Glasgow Labour safe seat)… Needless to say these arseholes are not in their comfort zone outside of Reigate or Windsor!
So the PMqs I wanted to ask the miserable fat gout carrying cunt of a PM was this:

Please explain why you think that employment rates have risen / unemployment dropped, when quite clearly this is not the case.

Lets get this clear, The Govt clearly expect in work benefit claimants to be working FULL time.. ie 29 hrs/week or more
GET IN, OWN FUCKING GOAL…. Nae company worth it’s salt in these dire economic ( triple dip recession) times will hire ‘Full Time’ staff …. Oh lordy no! If you’re lucky enough to be offered a position, It will be on a flexible working rota , part time basis.In the old days, Mum could work the morning, and maybe in the evening in 2 different jobs… That simply aint the case these days, as prospective slave masters demand absolute flexibility to ‘Meet Business demands’

Out of work Job seekers are faced with the same dilema and with the new Universal Jobmatch service run by an American company Monster.com, (Who conveniently for them creamed £20 million from our government (for a website that frankly you could build yourself for free on YOLA etc)
The problem with this site is that it is open to blatant abuse I could bore you to death but If you find a link to’ johnny the void’, you will find endless stats

Job seekers in work of less than 29 hrs/week will be forced to find extra work or face losin in work benefits, which will surely bring this country to its knees…. This Government is so far out of touch and you ken what? THEY WERE NOT EVEN ELECTED…. nae cunt voted for a coalition Government and as the days (not years) go by, you can see the physical change in Cameron…. How long before he is in Hospital suffering from over indulgence? What a cunt.

So come on Dave you wanker, Come up to Springburn for a PMqs style debate….. No, I didn’t think so either.

That is your prime minister.

Send your thoughts to the Pms office via a google search… Number 10.

God bless may you not freeze or starve to death.

Best wishes, Jonny

Well this is it,

the BBC come up with such dross as Parades End.

Temptingly exciting with no bite with a story line that beggars believe! 

I was wildly disappointed in Aunties attempt to replicate a drama

on the scale of Downton Abbey!

For a start, the story line got hooked upon a ridiculous love life

and the music score was like a wet fire work!….

We have to pay for this crap… If ITV can commission one of this

countries  finest writers to produce (whilst paid for by advertising)

then surely it’s time to stop paying T.V licenses and the shocking over spend

(@ our expense) on game shows and the over paid ‘talent pool’.

Sack this government NOW and demand more from your tax dollars.

Don’t even get me started immigration….Another subject for

another day!