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With our unelected government happy slapping themselves about an economic growth of… get this 0.8% is it any wonder that signs of civil unrest are starting to rear their ugly heads ahead of what promises to be a winter of discontent on an unrivalled  scale.

Yes 1978 for anyone over the age of 35 was a scary time, I remember going to the shops and they would be in candle light as the miners fought for their rights and power outages were the norm.

Once at the shops, you could only buy sugar (as an example) in brown bags, not the 1kg packs you get today, but split into 1lb packets (500g). We are well on the way to a new winter of discontent and believe me UNITES back down at the Grangemouth Petro chemical plant owned by Ineos is a new start to a very heavy breakdown between the overnment and the unions. Grangemouth is the start, Unison has been wounded and a wounded animal is a harsh opponent.

Alex Salmond is pissing his pants as he sees his lifes dream float down the Forth! NO way can Scotland sustain itself as an independent nation especially as the UK’s only refinery faces closure on the whim of a billionaire.

So lets have it vote for the tories in may 2015 and get more of the same ol same old. If you are an Eton snob then the old firm will look after you as for the rest of great Britain PLC, Fuk U all! Libraries will close bin collections will end as cash strapped local councils go bankrupt as nae cunt can afford to heat their house, pay for petrol light their houses keep Branson in Necker island cocktails whilst we struggle to pay for broadband which in the era of digital, the government has gone ”digital by default” happy days then if you can’t get hold of a working machine or are forced to use bullshit 3 or 4 G services that the sponging government tendered out to the most money grabbing bastards on the high street…..oh yeah! if you use 3 or 4g services GCHQ (for a minimum) will monitor every single keystroke you make!

So Hopefully you’ve all got your spare jumpers ready to keep you warm as fat Cameron throws another log on the fire at ‘Chequers’ (his country retreat) and tucks into a chrimbo dinner from his fuckin aga!

I have no doubt that he is squiriling  away a tidy stash for when he is booted out to grass come may 15 2015! In the mean time try to forget that the price of bread has gone up 100% and your wage will have been upped by 1% whilst those fat fuckers in government give themselves a gut busting inflationary rise to over £74k pa.Whilst the poorest of the poor on Jobseekers allowance are given a derisory 0.9% rise! Och well you are or you aint Cameron, FRENCH revolution aint that far away fi memory and there are more unemployed to lock you up in the tower than all the POLICE in the uk Come on then cunt are you up for a punch for punch? No didney hink so!

Get ready to batten down your hatches, this winter is going to be harsh. God bless and good luck.Image  

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Happy days are here again, yep it’s that time of year when the Scottish First minister Woodlice Salmond,  hibernates for yet another year. Good bloody riddance.  The fat bastard had virtually crippled the Scottish Economy by doing a big fat NOTHING when UNITE fell foul of the  Ineus decision to close the petro chemical site at Grangemouth in the heart of the Scottish central belt  on the river Forth between Falkirk and Edinburgh.

Stop press AS—I’M — WRITING—- GRANGEMOUTH—- Re-OPENS—- IN–A–LAST–DITCH—CONCESSION–FROM–UNITE. Happy days, there will be turkey @ christmas! (Alex Salmond breathes a sigh of relief! … THE OTHER FUCKING TURKEY !!! )

That can only mean one thing! As the doormouse hibernate the bears come out to play and yes, I’m  talking  about our National hunt treasures!

ITS …..JUMPING TIME !!!! A wee in this weekend involves the son of the late, great Ginger….McCain @ Scoseville….   that’s Aintree to the rest of the un initiated! So as we count down the days to Chrimbo and our annual payday (if you follow the selections on this micro blog! lol) BOXING day. Well a wee set back this week in that Simonsig (who we backed and was nibbled @ in the market) looks sure to miss the mid season spectacular The King George Chase)  due to a set back in training. This still leaves us in a very healthy position with Dynaste also nibbled at in to 6’s from 8’s and the daddy …, Sir Des Champs @ 16/1 win and E/w! 

So It’s Aintree the morn, a good auld stompin ground fi the McCains… well It’ll be the turn of Donald the morn in the 15.05 as no #4 WALK ON does the business for punters up and down the country with the magic sign eager to get him (Laddrokes @4/1, Hills and BetFred go 9/2 but tellingly, the Irish punts (or Euros) are down and Paddy Power only go 7/2 !

This is a wee taster of things to come as we rustle thru our draws looking for the auld hand warmers to stick inside our knitted mitts as the nights draw in and the temperature rises on yet another scintillating jumping season!Image 

 

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that’s it, I’ve no adverbs left in my vocab to describe this weeks annual Hootenay otherwise kent as the Cheltenham festival.

4 cracking days  of the best the National hunt sport has to offer in the whole world! Invariably described as a war of attrition between the UK and the Irish this is a sporting event to top all others. For a start can you think of any other profession where an ambulance follows you at work?! As at any race meeting, there are goodd and bad luck stories but this being ‘the festival’, everything is under the microscope and doom or glory, you will get found out and it is all magnified 10 times! Notable victors included Sprinter Sacre with an explosive burst of speed the ‘black aeroplane’ took the QM champion chase in the style of an unbeatable horse that his price (1/4) suggested. Hurricane Fly was the punters darling on day 1 with sweet victory to re-gain his Champion hurdling crown. A Dark side of racing showed its ugly head with human consequences and the following sham that followed was harrowing. J.T. Macnamara was hospitalised and Irish champ, Davy Russell also in hospital with a punctured lung gave a young lad the chance to ride 3 winners but was bumped off Sir des Champs when AP McCoy was allowed to defect after a strange withdrawl of his own mount in the Gold cup. Seriously, I can’t go into too much detail for fear of libel But even Dick Francis couldn’t have written a sub plot as explosive as that. So as the Gold cup got underway, the true story must have been the superb jumping display the old boy Long Run put in only to be denied after the last jump and tiring on the run in to finish a gallant 3rd. Cheltenham will be remembered this year for all the wrong reasons but never mind, it’s only 359 days till day 1 of the festival 2014.

Seems to me like this dosser is related to the habitual skiver Mark Hoban the so called Employment minister… Well fuck me, 6 days out of 7 HIS curtains will be across ’till gone 9.30! Another Eton mess of a man.

So what’s all this then? a 2nd trip to India to prove that actually this government has been defrauding the public by illicitly spending millions in bungs to provide 7 YES just 7 helicopters to the Indian government, in a deal that will inevitably fall through well done DAVE. 

I’ve just been watching my bessie mate Tim Minchin and although The prime minister of an unelected government wants you to believe that he is a clean living good tax paying minister, what he fails to tell you is that he is a fucking spastic and his real life sounds something like this:

While his mates go out late popping pills and having fun, He goes home and gets a good 8 hours!He gets his thrills from his morning run while his mates go out on dates taking pills and drinking beer,

‘cos he’s never been part of the scene …. give him guns and roses and he’ll take Queen, more into the beetles than the stones He’s more steevie wonder than Ramones he doesn’t ken the diffrence between metal and thrash he couldn’t tell ya about axel and slash…..

He’s just a knobber.

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So here we are, a full 25 years on since Maggie Thatcher single handedly broke the bank in regard to Social housing. For FUCKS SAKE, who in their right minds would buy a piece of shit property from their local council? Even at a reduced rate due to (previous rent paid) who in the right mind would buy a property and then face the bills for non upkeep that was always going to be the case?

So the Tories pulled off the biggest scam in history and now Maggie Thatcher is suffering with dementia or some other bollox…. this cunt fucked Britain. I hope she lives forever, with deamons poking her skin with horse DNA!

So 20 years on and guess what, were in recession again and guess who’s at the helm of a sinking ship…. you already know the answer…. the fucking Tories with plans to re-educate the long…

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So here we are, a full 25 years on since Maggie Thatcher single handedly broke the bank in regard to Social housing. For FUCKS SAKE, who in their right minds would buy a piece of shit property from their local council? Even at a reduced rate due to (previous rent paid) who in the right mind would buy a property and then face the bills for non upkeep that was always going to be the case?

So the Tories pulled off the biggest scam in history and now Maggie Thatcher is suffering with dementia or some other bollox…. this cunt fucked Britain. I hope she lives forever, with deamons poking her skin with horse DNA!

So 20 years on and guess what, were in recession again and guess who’s at the helm of a sinking ship…. you already know the answer…. the fucking Tories with plans to re-educate the long time unemployed by forcing them in to unpaid forced labour or face the cruel ‘sanctioning’ of benefits for upto 2 years.IDS is a cunt and the employment minister Hoban is a dickthrust too!

Whilst i feel for many people who are facing eviction if their HB is not paid, I also feel that they are probably living the dream at the expense of the tax payer. Get a job or move to somewhere cheaper…. millions of us have done that already!

I also understand that there are many bad landlords out there, milking the benefit system and these bastards should be up in court for FRAUD. It’s time to man up and decide who you want in power come 2015. It’s time to decide now and while were at it, send  the piece of shit Alex Salmond to the brig! Scotland needs a leader not a fucking muppet!